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In which episodes are all these quotes in? Ray Barone: Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling. ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: Hey, ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free. Marie Barone: These look old. Frank Barone: You are what you eat. Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard. ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment. Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy. Debra Barone: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month. Ray Barone: I loved that place. Debra Barone: Yeah, I know. ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing. Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser. ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: I don't lose things, Frank. I'm organized. Frank Barone: Not organized, insane! She's got a shoebox labeled pieces of string too small to use. ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination. Ray Barone: Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: It's like getting into a hot bath. You know, at first, you don't think you can take it. But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad. ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world. Marie Barone: You know who says that? A messy person. ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone. She used it to pack up and move out. Marie Barone: Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Peaches. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: I can't believe you're still living with them. If it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel. But then I realized that I didn't even want to read the Great American Novel. ------------------------------------------------------------Frank Barone: I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview! ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: You don't know a monkey wrench from a monkey's ass. ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: I'm a cop and live with my parents. I'm on a constant diet of human suffering. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: 'Luck' is the residue of good planning. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?! ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: Frank do you love me?! Frank Barone: YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE?! ------------------------------------------------------------ Bernie: Will you look at her? Oh, my god. If I wasn't married, you know what I'd do? Ray Barone: Wear the same underwear every day? ------------------------------------------------------------ [Marie thinks Ray might have an affair] Debra Barone: Marie, I'm not worried. I trust Ray. Marie Barone: Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana! ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: We got to find a way to get away from your parents. Ray Barone: I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program. Debra Barone: Ray, I'm serious. Ray Barone: So am I. Let see them try to find Steve and Phyllis Rosenberg in Tucson, Arizona. ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: We have to invite your parents. It's like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics. It diminished the whole event. Ray Barone: Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing. When the Russians boycotted, we won everything. ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: Dr. Laura thought I was boring. Ray Barone: You're not boring, you're normal. Living in my house, I prayed for normal. Then, I had to fall asleep to the sound of my brother naming his toes. There was 'Fat Tony', 'Danny the Weasel' and 'Billy Stretch and Tastes Bad'. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: [after talking to his parents] You know, it's amazing I can function at all. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something? Debra Barone: Ray, when you're on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: [to Ray] You're even dumber than I tell people. ------------------------------------------------------------ [Frank is eating lasagna from the platter] Marie Barone: Frank! What are you doing?! You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it! Frank Barone: That's all I have to do?! In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too! Ray Barone: [comes in] Hey. Marie Barone: Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream. Frank Barone: [sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake. Marie Barone: Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory! [Frank sticks Marie with the fork] Marie Barone: Hey! Frank Barone: What? That's a compliment. Ray Barone: God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house... ------------------------------------------------------------Frank Barone: What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride? Marie Barone: Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic. Frank Barone: I take it, you never saw "Deliverance". ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage? Fine... There's... Uh... OK! Here! Got it! You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing? When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life... That's not a good example. Ok... Robert Barone: Ray- Ray Barone: No! I got this! Look, you want to know what marriage is really like? Fine. You wake up- she's there. You come back from work- she's there. You fall asleep- she's there. You eat dinner- she's there. You know? I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing. But, it's not. [touches Debra's shoulder] Ray Barone: Not- Not if it's the right person. [pause] Frank Barone: I'd like a minute for rebuttal. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: What do you know about it? Mom and Dad didn't return your gift. You don't know what it's like. Robert Barone: Oh, I'm sorry. You haven't read my book, "You're in the way. The Robert Barone story"? ------------------------------------------------------------ [Frank walks in to everybody yelling] Frank Barone: Be quiet! Be quiet! [Everybody quiets down.] Frank Barone: I'm hungry. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: What if I wanted to have more kids? Ray Barone: If God hasn't stopped you, the government will. ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: [to Marie, while wiping her face clean] I like you better without all that crap in your face. ------------------------------------------------------------Debra Barone: I HATE THIS! Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right? Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother. Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father...a pain in the ass! Debra Barone: No, not your father either. Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her. Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray. Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so...let's kill her and then go to the movies! If you get all of them I would incredibly appreciate that!!! --- Edited at 6/27/2003 6:14:25 AM by bruce		bruce Info User 20:55 06/26/03 Replies:2 ^ top

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I think I can get most of them. Ray Barone: Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling. ~Move Over, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: Hey, ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free. Marie Barone: These look old. Frank Barone: You are what you eat. Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard. ~The Sitter, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment. Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy. Debra Barone: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month. Ray Barone: I loved that place. Debra Barone: Yeah, I know. ~Why Are We Here, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing. Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser. ~I know the quote, not the episode, sorry. ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: I don't lose things, Frank. I'm organized. Frank Barone: Not organized, insane! She's got a shoebox labeled pieces of string too small to use. ~Father Knows Best, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination. Ray Barone: Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side. ~Working Late Again, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: It's like getting into a hot bath. You know, at first, you don't think you can take it. But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad. ~No Thanks, season 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world. Marie Barone: You know who says that? A messy person. ~Humm Vac, season 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone. She used it to pack up and move out. Marie Barone: Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children. ~Alone Time, season 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Peaches. ~I know this one too, just not the episode. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: I can't believe you're still living with them. If it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call. ~Someone's Cranky, season 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk. ~Big Shots, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel. But then I realized that I didn't even want to read the Great American Novel. ~Six Feet Under, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------Frank Barone: I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview! ~Ray's on TV, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves. ~Mozart, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys. ~High School, season 2, (You can check that one) ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: You don't know a monkey wrench from a monkey's ass. ~The Invasion, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Barone: I'm a cop and live with my parents. I'm on a constant diet of human suffering. ~Not sure, I also remember this one though ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: 'Luck' is the residue of good planning. ~The Kicker, season 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?! ~Not sure ------------------------------------------------------------ Marie Barone: Frank do you love me?! Frank Barone: YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE?! ~Not sure ------------------------------------------------------------ Bernie: Will you look at her? Oh, my god. If I wasn't married, you know what I'd do? Ray Barone: Wear the same underwear every day? ~Look, Don't Touch, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ [Marie thinks Ray might have an affair] Debra Barone: Marie, I'm not worried. I trust Ray. Marie Barone: Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana! ~Look, Don't Touch, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: We got to find a way to get away from your parents. Ray Barone: I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program. Debra Barone: Ray, I'm serious. Ray Barone: So am I. Let see them try to find Steve and Phyllis Rosenberg in Tucson, Arizona. ~Turkey or Fish, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: We have to invite your parents. It's like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics. It diminished the whole event. Ray Barone: Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing. When the Russians boycotted, we won everything. ~Turker or Fish, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Debra Barone: Dr. Laura thought I was boring. Ray Barone: You're not boring, you're normal. Living in my house, I prayed for normal. Then, I had to fall asleep to the sound of my brother naming his toes. There was 'Fat Tony', 'Danny the Weasel' and 'Billy Stretch and Tastes Bad'. ~Fascinatin' Debra, season 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: [after talking to his parents] You know, it's amazing I can function at all. ~Not sure ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something? Debra Barone: Ray, when you're on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg. ~The Checkbook, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: [to Ray] You're even dumber than I tell people. ~Not sure ------------------------------------------------------------ [Frank is eating lasagna from the platter] Marie Barone: Frank! What are you doing?! You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it! Frank Barone: That's all I have to do?! In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too! Ray Barone: [comes in] Hey. Marie Barone: Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream. Frank Barone: [sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake. Marie Barone: Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory! [Frank sticks Marie with the fork] Marie Barone: Hey! Frank Barone: What? That's a compliment. Ray Barone: God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house... ~The Ride Along, season 2 ------------------------------------------------------------Frank Barone: What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride? Marie Barone: Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic. Frank Barone: I take it, you never saw "Deliverance". ~Getting Even, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage? Fine... There's... Uh... OK! Here! Got it! You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing? When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life... That's not a good example. Ok... Robert Barone: Ray- Ray Barone: No! I got this! Look, you want to know what marriage is really like? Fine. You wake up- she's there. You come back from work- she's there. You fall asleep- she's there. You eat dinner- she's there. You know? I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing. But, it's not. [touches Debra's shoulder] Ray Barone: Not- Not if it's the right person. [pause] Frank Barone: I'd like a minute for rebuttal. ~The Lone Barone, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Ray Barone: What do you know about it? Mom and Dad didn't return your gift. You don't know what it's like. Robert Barone: Oh, I'm sorry. You haven't read my book, "You're in the way. The Robert Barone story"? ~The Toaster, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ [Frank walks in to everybody yelling] Frank Barone: Be quiet! Be quiet! [Everybody quiets down.] Frank Barone: I'm hungry. ~Season's Greetings, season 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: What if I wanted to have more kids? Ray Barone: If God hasn't stopped you, the government will. ~The Toaster, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ Frank Barone: [to Marie, while wiping her face clean] I like you better without all that crap in your face. ~Frank's Tribute, season 3 ------------------------------------------------------------Debra Barone: I HATE THIS! Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right? Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother. Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father...a pain in the ass! Debra Barone: No, not your father either. Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her. Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray. Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so...let's kill her and then go to the movies! ~Pilot, season 1 Okay, I got most of them, if I get the others, I'll post again. I hope that helps.		ELRFreakO2 Info User 00:17 07/03/03 Replies:0 ^ top